BURGERS*

THREE-QUARTERS OF A POUND OF CHARBROILED ANGUS BEEF IN A HANDMADE PATTY. WE COOK ‘EM MEDIUM UNLESS SPECIFIED OTHERWISE. SERVED ON AN EGG-WASHED WHITE BUN, OR YOUR CHOICE OF FOCACCIA OR JALAPEÑO-CHEDDAR. GLUTEN-FREE BUN AVAILABLE FOR $2 MORE.
 CHICKEN BREAST MAY BE SUBSTITUTED FOR BEEF ON ANY BURGER ORDER!

ADD BEER-BRAISED PORK BELLY TO ANY BURGER
$4.00
ADD BACON OR AVOCADO TO ANY BURGER

$3.25

CHICAGO BURGER
THICK-CUT BACON, ROMAINE LETTUCE, TOMATO & CHEDDAR CHEESE.
$16.50

BUFFALO BURGER
GRILLED WITH OUR OWN HOT WING SAUCE AND SMOTHERED WITH BLEU CHEESE.
(TRY IT ON A JALAPEÑO-CHEDDAR BUN.)
$15.50

L.A. BURGER
ROMAINE LETTUCE AND SPINACH WITH A LEMON VINAIGRETTE, TOMATO, AVOCADO, AND SMOKED SHALLOT AIOLI.
$15.75

AMARILLO BURGER
ROASTED SERRANO CHILES, JALAPEÑO JACK CHEESE & CILANTRO MAYO.
(TRY IT ON A JALAPEÑO-CHEDDAR BUN.)
$15.50

PITTS BURGER
GUINNESS & SHERRY SAUTÉED MUSHROOMS, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, PROVOLONE CHEESE, AND HOUSE-MADE, ZESTY “Oi-1 STEAK SAUCE”
$15.75

KC BURGER
GRILLED WITH SMOKEY BBQ SAUCE, BEER-BRAISED ONIONS, AND MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE
$15.50

MADISON BURGER
TOPPED WITH BEER-BRAISED PORK BELLY, SHINER BOCK GASTRIQUE, JALAPEÑO JACK CHEESE, SAUTÉED ONIONS, AND BACONNAISE (OH, JAH!)
$19.00

 

HOT DOGS & SAUSAGE*

NIMAN RANCH HOT DOGS. THE BEST ALL-BEEF, ALL NATURAL, GLUTEN-FREE HOT DOGS FROM ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE AND HUMANE U.S. FAMILY FARMS. NO ANTIBIOTICS OR ADDED HORMONES. YOUR CHOICE OF: SWEET PICKLE RELISH, GULDEN’S SPICY BROWN MUSTARD, GRILLED OR RAW ONIONS, HOT OR COLD SAUERKRAUT. 

QUARTER-POUND HOT DOG
GRILLED AND SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF CONDIMENTS
$10.25

CHILI CHEESE DOG
GRILLED AND LOADED WITH CHILI & MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE
$11.75

DOUBLE DOG TEXAS TOMMY
TWO DOGS, GRILLED AND COVERED WITH BACON AND MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE. THE CAPTAIN’S FAVORITE!
THE CAPTAIN’S FAVORITE!
$15.50

ITALIAN SAUSAGE
SWEET & SPICY PORK SAUSAGE WITH SAUTÉED PEPPERS & ONIONS ON A TOASTED ROLL.
(WITH PROVOLONE ON REQUEST; ADD $1)
$13.50

 

GENUINE BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS*

TOSSED IN OUR HOT WING SAUCE AND SERVED WITH CELERY, CARROTS, AND BLEU CHEESE OR RANCH DIPPING SAUCE.
WINGS CAN BE ORDERED MILD, MEDIUM, OR HOT.

SINGLE (8 WINGS)
$15.25

DOUBLE (16 WINGS)
$24.50

WITH EXTRA VEGGIES & BLEU CHEESE
ADD $3.00

 

SANDWICHES*

OPPONENTS OF RED MEAT CAN STAY ON THE PATH TO GLUTTONY WITHOUT THE NAGGING GUILTY CONSCIENCE! OUR CHICKEN SANDWICHES ARE SERVED ON AN EGG-WASHED WHITE BUN, OR YOUR CHOICE OF FOCACCIA OR JALAPEÑO-CHEDDAR. GLUTEN-FREE BUN AVAILABLE FOR $2 MORE.
PLEASE SPECIFY SKIN ON OR OFF FOR CHICKEN.

ADD BEER-BRAISED PORK BELLY TO ANY BURGER
$4.00
ADD BACON OR AVOCADO TO ANY BURGER

$3.25

GRILLED CHICKEN CLUB
THICK-CUT BACON, PROVOLONE, ROMAINE LETTUCE, TOMATO, AND SMOKED SHALLOT AIOLI.
$16.50

10 OZ. CHICKEN BREAST
GRILLED WITH TANGY BBQ SAUCE, SAUTÉED PEPPERS & ONIONS, AND MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE.
$14.75

LEMON PEPPER CHICKEN SANDWICH
ROMAINE LETTUCE, VINE-RIPENED TOMATO & CILANTRO MAYO.
$14.75

FIREBIRD CHICKEN SANDWICH
THICK-CUT BACON, GRUYÈRE CHEESE, SMOKED JALAPEÑO CREAM CHEESE,
AND SPINACH.
$16.50

BLT
THICK-CUT SMOKEY BACON, CRISP ROMAINE LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & SHALLOT MAYO ON A GRILLED BUN OF YOUR CHOICE.
$14.00

PORTLAND PORTOBELLO
PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM MARINATED IN BALSAMIC VINEGAR WITH CHOPPED GARLIC AND ROSEMARY, GRUYERE CHEESE, SPINACH, BASIL MAYO, AND ROASTED RED PEPPERS ON A FOCACCIA ROLL.
$13.75

POLITICALLY CORRECT
UNION-PICKED ROMAINE LETTUCE, VINE-RIPENED TOMATO, CUCUMBER, JALAPEÑO JACK CHEESE, ROASTED SERRANO CHILES, AVOCADO, AND CILANTRO MAYO ON A FOCACCIA ROLL.
$12.25

 

FRENCH FRIES

CHILI CHEESE FRIES
A HEAPING BASKET OF OUR CRISPY FRIES SMOTHERED WITH OUR HOMEMADE CHILI AND QUESO. (CHOPPED ONION ADDED ON REQUEST.)
$10.00

VERDE CHILI FRIES
A BASKET OF CRISPY FRIES COVERED WITH OUR HOMEMADE VERDE SALSA
AND QUESO.
$10.00

THE BASKET CASE
AN EXTRA-LARGE PORTION OF CRISPY FRIES. GREAT FOR SHARING
WITH FRIENDS
$7.50

ON THE SIDE
A SIDE ORDER OF CRISPY FRIES.
$4.00

 

ALL ITEMS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. PLEASE BE PATIENT.
PRICES INCLUDE SALES TAX.
ALL TAKEOUT ORDERS ARE SUBJECT TO A $1.00 PER ITEM CHARGE.

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish,
or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness

All products fried in 100% soy oil. NO TRANS FAT.